and theoretically you are supposed to have to pay U.S. customs on ar- rival. However, I have never yet had to pay any customs duty: all the packages I've ever gotten are stamped "Passed Duty Free" so I guess the United States Customs folks have a warm spot in their hearts for TV's!

Obviously in a short article like this I cannot go into all the minor variations on the various sizes, and we could really get tangled up if we tried to analyze the Small-Medium-Large-Extra Large categories, because these often seem to me to have been based on somebody's grandmother's cousin's maid's best guess! Also, I have omitted shoes and hose because these follow fairly closely to boy sizes.

Remember, if you're going to be a girl, be a lady-and you'll look better and feel better wearing pretty clothes that fit properly!

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CALL ME MADAM!

by Janet Hamilton 5-H-21 FPE

Long ago and far away

In another generation

A man sat down to work one day

To discover radiation.

But X-Rays weren't well understood

So he worked within their range.

The Rays came through the shield of wood

And worked a subtle change.

The young man now was quite perplexed

Though he felt no distress,

For his system was upset and vexed

Unless he wore a dress.

So into the lab he came quite free,

In skirts and heels and hose;

While his colleagues turned their heads to see,

The young man powder his nose.

A lad in the rear was the first to stir,

They say his name was Adam.

Said the lad, "It's strange to call you Sir," Said he, "Then call me Madam.”

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